Jack about to experience his first great VHS spider web.
Step one break the tapes ...
Step two, salvage all old tapes that were once (and perhaps should have been) forgotten.
Step three, resume breaking old vhs tapes.
String from tree to tree the colossal web
Yes, 'tis a fun time
Just call me Shelob
An art form that will be forgotten as the VHS sinks into a forgotten corner of of history
Adding the final touches before ...
... the web is destroyed in one mad dash.
All that remains of all those man-hours of weaving
Girls and babies ...
Yeah ... girls and babies .... hey, they look so much alike, they must be sistas